when yo friend is considering watchin yo favorite show
"ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like"
*randomly feels pain on a random part of my body* oh god here we go im gonna die
Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
"Seeing a movie in the cinema multiple times is not a good idea if you want to save money"
"you saw Guardians Of The Galaxy twice didn’t you?"